Mordant Music
KPMM: 20 Signs You Have A Thyroid Problem (LP)
LabelCastles in SpaceGenreElectronic
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Tip! Baron Mordant: "When I finally lowered the Mordant Music portcullis after 20 years of sauntering alongside the mainstream I signed off with an EMS-based album entitled Mark of the Mould several tracks from which I re-worked for a Sony/KPM online-only library music release entitled Synthi Spores…during the ensuing C-19 castaway phase I composed a further hefty batch of library-style tunes intended for a mooted album with Sony/KPM, which was looking distinctly likely until my contact there vamoosed and corporate ‘reshuffles’ left the music abandoned and huddled in a folder on my desktop - classic ‘industry’ fayre I've witnessed many times and KPM itself has now moved St. Elsewhere…enter CiS, who had also previously re-released the Dead Air album and an eMMplekz 12” , to resuscitate ’n’ rally my underscores ’n’ jingles with their renowned gusto…myself and Phil Heeks fashioned a classic KPM-style ‘1000 Series’ sleeve and a random web pop-up provided the ad-hoc title (I was searching for raw plugs at the time)…I’ve made untold library tracks over the years for firms such as Boosey & Hawkes, Cavendish, Universal and Pifco etc and these are certainly some of my favourites, running a gamut of dinky styles for adverts, film and Netflix, whatever that means these days…njoi/endure" IBM
Format
Bronze "KPM 1000 Series" fade vinyl with spot gloss sleeve.
Release notes
Bandcamp exclusive Green Fade vinyl edition of 100 copies. Comes with download code including full album and five bonus tracks.
| A1 | No Longer Interested | 1:40 | |
| A2 | Soft Plastics | 2:26 | |
| A3 | Dread Vector | 2:08 | |
| A4 | Cloud-Based Cretins | 1:42 | |
| A5 | The Rats' Castle | 2:36 | |
| A6 | Prone To Bouts Of Minor Key Dwelling | 1:56 | |
| A7 | SMG 643Y | 1:49 | |
| A8 | And But So | 2:12 | |
| A9 | Trench Welfare | 1:45 | |
| A10 | End Of Side One | 2:16 | |
| B1 | Mordant Has The Right To Children | 2:29 | |
| B2 | Afreq | 2:03 | |
| B3 | Black Pig Stout | 2:16 | |
| B4 | Wipe That Smile On Your Face | 1:48 | |
| B5 | Ravesend | 2:26 | |
| B6 | Every Shit Advert At Once | 2:20 | |
| B7 | Thansk | 1:50 | |
| B8 | Long Ravid | 2:57 | |
| B9 | Avia Meme | 2:24 | |
| B10 | Head-Cancelling Phone Noise | 1:31 |

















































